Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.
Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.
Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.
I’ll waste the lot of you
Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!
3 it is.. let’s get this party started.
Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol
I HAVE A GUN BONER.
What? What’s all this fuckery?
Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!
Mama always said this day’d come!
EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!
WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems.
Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.
There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.
Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.
Don’t make me tell you again.
Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.
A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?
Happiness is a very abstract concept. For example: I have a lot of family issues, some that I think no one should bear, and it makes me very sad on a daily basis. Nevertheless, there are days that I see my friends, or my girl or even just some random bit of serendipity and it makes it better for a certain amount of time. So I don’t think someone can really be steadily happy, it’s more like they are happy in every moment that they aren’t sad. But maybe I’m just bitter.
OMG THE 11TH DOCTOR IS DRESSED LIKE SHERLOCK HOLMES
that’s definitely something new
We met at the wrong time; that’s what I keep telling myself anyway. Maybe one day, years from now, we’ll meet in a coffee shop in a far away city somewhere, and we could give it another shot.
— Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
A List of Fictional Ladies → Zoe Alleyne Washburne
Big damn heroes, sir.